Mike Watt.
A true punk.
And I mean that in the nicest sense of the word.
Lemmy.
“Who would win in a wrestling match Lemmy or God?
Trick question,Lemmy is God!”
Cool bass players.
#6- Sideburns
Famously referred to by Shakespeare as “a moustache for yon ear”.
#5- Moustaches
Having a moustache is a great non-verbal way of saying “Yo.I’m cool.Wanna hang?”.
*Editor’s Note* It’s a fine line between having a cool moustache and having a creepy one. The above picture of actor Tom Selleck is an example of the correct kind.
#4- Dudes with long hair
A great way for men to confuse people standing directly behind them.
Confusing people is cool.
*Editor’s Note* the man featured in this photo is not cool despite having long hair. His long hair is cool, he is not.
#3- Girls with short hair
In your face gender roles!
#2- Sunglasses
Show the sun how much you hate it by wearing sunglasses.
*Editor’s Note* Sunglasses become even cooler when worn at socially unacceptable times and locations EG: Indoors, at night or when attending a funeral or other ceremony.
#1- Leather Jackets
*Editor’s Note* Also pictured,”The Fonz”,the pope of cool.
